Zlatan Ibrahimović

EPL

Zlatan and Mings Charged with Violent Conduct after Rough Weekend for EPL Refs

After poor performances this weekend, people are angry at a bunch of refs for going to a bachelor party the week before.
Dave Brown
3.6.17
premier league

Manchester United Hammer In Two Goals Against Leicester in Just One Minute and Change

Seems like we'll have to wait a hundred years or so to get another miracle run from Leicester.
Liam Daniel Pierce
2.5.17
Zlatan

​Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic Says He Has Made Critics "eat Their Balls"

Never quite heard this expression before.
Dave Brown
1.2.17
premier league

This Scorpion Kick Golazo from Manchester United's Mkhitaryan is Just... Wow

It's hard to argue with a one-footed, high-velocity, diving Scorpion kick that finds side netting.
Liam Daniel Pierce
12.26.16
football cliches and meaningless debates

Deconstructing The Arbitrary Debate Over ‘World Class’ Footballers

It seems that not a week goes by without an argument over a footballer’s ‘world class’ status. Here, we call out that frame of reference for being completely fucking pointless.
Will Magee
12.19.16
jose mourinho's footballing hunger games

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: Reviewing Swansea vs. Manchester United

We explore the possibility that Manchester United are better off when Jose Mourinho watches from the stands.
Will Magee
11.7.16
premier league

Pogba Laces in A Magnificent Screamer That Helps Manchester United Snuff Out Swansea 3-1

Newly-appointed Swansea manager Bob Bradley has a lot of digging to do in order to get out of this hole.
Liam Daniel Pierce
11.6.16
premier league

MCFC Beat Manchester United 2-1 in Derby That Was All it Was Cracked Up to Be

De Bruyne's goal was maybe only bested by Zlatan's ridiculous sideways golazo.
Liam Daniel Pierce
9.10.16
'i want my kid to be like mido'

The Rise and Fall of Mido, the Man Who Out-Gunned Zlatan

Fifteen years ago, Ajax were blessed with two brilliant young talents. In a 20-year-old Zlatan Ibrahimovic, they had a tantalising prospect; in Ahmed Hossam Hussein Abdelhami – Mido for short – they had an even better one.
Alex Hess
8.29.16
yer da's going down the pub in his united shirt again

The Unbearable Resurgence of Manchester United: The Premier League Review

In the next instalment of the Premier League Review, we fret over the rejuvenation of Manchester United.
Will Magee
8.22.16
soccer

Zlatan Might Turn Out to be Manchester United's Best Acquisition This Season

At age 34, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has now overshadowed both Pogba and Mourinho's debuts.
Leander Schaerlaeckens
8.19.16
EPL

Zlatan Scores Two Goals in Second EPL Game, MU Might Be Scary Again

Zlatan Ibrahimovic's superlative ways seemed impermeable in the worlds of Ligue 1 and Serie A, but surely the hype-destroying EPL would get you.
Liam Daniel Pierce
8.19.16
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