Mira lo que tuitearon estas celebridades mientras seguramente estaban drogadas

abril 20, 2018, 11:18am

Es un hecho, no podemos probar que estos tuits fueron publicados bajo la influencia de la marihuana… pero tampoco podemos desmentirlo. Nos gusta creer que así sucedió. Nada nos complace más que pensar que cada uno de estos artistas fumó demasiado, sacó su celular y envió estos bonitos y pequeños mensajes al mundo. Nuestro conocimiento experto acerca de algunos de ellos nos dice que probablemente estuvieron bajo el efecto del THC, pero nuestros abogados nos dicen que para fines legales debemos tener en cuenta que no tenemos la certeza de estos hechos. De todos modos, [guiño-guiño] aquí hay una selección de nuestras cosas favoritas que las estrellas han tuiteateado mientras DEFINITIVAMENTE no estaban inhalando lo que fuera.

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