Perhaps you recall the now-famous legendary figure skating routine where Russian figure skater Evgeni Plushenko strip-teased/skated his ass off to Tom Jones' "Sex Bomb." It was wonderful and weirdly sexy, even with the fake muscle suit. But it would have been about 70000% better if Plushenko had been skating to Ginuwine's "Pony." Which, due to the power of the internet, is now a thing that that exists. Plushenko is currently competing in the Sochi Winter Olympics and has already helped Russia win a gold medal in Mens' Team Figure Skating, despite being approximately one billion years old.