Records

Mika Miko

C.Y.S.L.A.B.F.

Kill Rock Stars

Kathryn:

This sounds crazy!

Would you listen to this?

Kathryn:

If I was crazy maybe.

What do you think they look like?

Kathryn:

Crazy! Crazy clothes and spiky hair.

What do you think they’re yelling about?

Kathryn:

I dunno. Maybe their hairstyles hurt them.

Thumbs up or thumbs down?

Kathryn:

Two thumbs down. I like Lindsay Lohan better. She’s my favorite.

Dr. Dre

Chronicles: Death

Row Classics

Death Row

Kathryn:

This is kinda OK. Like, if it was playing in the car or at a dance party.

Have you ever heard of Dr. Dre?

Kathryn:

Nuh-uh.

Does he look like a nice man?

Kathryn:

He looks like he has to go to the bathroom.

Uh-oh, he said a curse word.

Kathryn:

Which one?

The b-word. It’s not such a bad one.

Kathryn:

Oh, I know that one.

Pajo

Drag City

Kathryn:

He sounds sad. And crazy. I never heard anyone sing like this.

When might you listen to this?

Kathryn:

I would listen to this if I was out in the forest without any clothes.

Who do you imagine listening to this kind of music?

Kathryn:

Someone named Furniture.

The Dears

Gang of Losers

Arts & Crafts

Do you like it?

Kathryn:

The music is OK but not the guy singing. It’s called

Gang of Losers

, but it should’ve been called

One Special Loser

.

Oh, face!

Ecstatic Sunshine
Freckle Wars
Carpark
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Isn’t that a cute cover? Kathryn: Umm… what is it? It’s a cat. Ha ha ha! That’s a crazy cat! When do they start singing? I don’t think they do. Why not? It’s instrumental music. It sounds like they are practicing for later. So you’re not into it? It’s OK, but I like High School Musical better. I can do the dance moves and everything.

Sparklehorse

Dreamt for Lightyears in the Belly of the Mountain

Capitol

What does this make you think of?

Rachel:

Calm, like singing to the stars. I would eat fruit listening to this music. Bananas, apples, peaches—stuff like that.

Lauren:

I think it’s sort of like she is singing to herself or her dog or something. This isn’t really my thing.

When would you listen to this music?

Rachel:

When you are really sad or lonely.

Lauren:

This is not my favorite.

Rachel:

Me neither.

Who would listen to this music?

Lauren:

Crazy boys that smell like skunks.

Rachel:

People with short arms and short legs.

Puffy Amiyumi

Splurge

Tofu

Rachel:

I think this is a really fun rock band.

Lauren:

This makes me feel like I am throwing a party in the house.

Who would you invite to the party?

Rachel:

Friends from dance, friends from school, next door neighbors.

What do you think this singer looks like?

Rachel:

Hair dyed purple or pink, with like a skull on her shirt.

Who would listen to this?

Lauren:

A family that likes weird music would listen to this together. Maybe twins, because twins like crazy music sometimes.

The Watson Twins

Southern Manners EP

Self-released

Rachel:

This is the best CD I have heard.

Lauren:

Yeah, this is the best.

What do you think happened to make them so sad?

Lauren:

I think she is just trying to make a sad story so she can make a slow, nice song.

So, you don’t think anything sad happened to them?

Lauren:

Yeah, someone passed away.

What do you think these girls look like?

Rachel:

They probably have nice hairdos.

Lauren:

They would probably wear clothes that are kind of dressy and kind of funky, like dark blue, gray, and a little bit of black and red.

Rachel:

I think they would not wear much makeup.

OOIOO

Taiga

Thrill Jockey

Lauren:

This isn’t really my thing. It’s like banging. I didn’t like how the music started or how the girl started singing and I didn’t like the tune. It makes me feel so mad.

Rachel:

This makes me feel sorta mad, sorta sad. Mostly mad. I don’t think I’d ever listen to this.

Lauren:

I don’t know why they are yelling.

What kind of people do you think listen to this music?

Rachel:

Japanese people.

Lauren:

Mad people.

What do you think the people that listen to this music look like?

Rachel:

They probably look like they are hunting for food.

Lauren:

This is funny.

Rachel:

This is not the worst CD I have ever heard, but it is one of them.

Jennifer O’Connor
Over the Mountain, Across the Valley and Back to the Stars
Matador Lauren: It is sort of plain. It’s not very fun, there is not very much music. Rachel: I think she sounds pretty sad. Lauren: I think she is singing because her best friend died. Rachel: It is sort of boring. Like she is riding a horse. If this music was a flavor of ice cream, what flavor would it be? Lauren: Like dark, dark chocolate. Rachel: Like brownie, but plain. Lauren: This makes me feel sort of sad and sort of funny, like if you are moving to get a new cottage but you are sad you are leaving the old cottage.

The Husbands

There’s Nothing I’d Like More than to See You Dead

Swami

How would you describe this music?

Macklin:

Some sort of rock music and very wild.

Would you ever listen to this?

Macklin:

Maybe when my friend came over and we had nothing to do, we’d put it on and jump around.

If this music was an animal, what animal would it be?

Macklin:

I can picture a penguin with a purple afro.

Carson:

A monkey! Monkeys rock!

Acid Mothers Temple & the Melting Paraiso U.F.O.

Have You Seen the Other Side of the Sky?

Ace Fu

Carson:

Sounds like a wild jungle with monkeys screaming and lions chasing giraffes and the giraffe can’t move. Wild, wild jungle.

Macklin:

A rocketship going up into the air mixed with punk rock. Very wild.

Carson:

Very, very wild!

What do you think they look like?

Carson:

Bald.

Can you tell what language he’s singing in?

Macklin:

Hebrew?

Mastodon

Blood Mountain

Reprise

How would you describe this?

Macklin:

It sounds like… disturbing. I don’t recommend it.

Carson:

Very wild. Wild, wild, wild.

What do you think the band looks like?

Macklin:

Maybe they have mohawks.

Have you ever had a mohawk?

Carson:

No, but I dyed my hair purple for Crazy Hair Day at camp.

Bonnie “Prince” Billy

The Letting Go

Drag City

Carson:

This is probably not wild music.

How can you tell? I haven’t even played it yet.

Macklin:

’Cause it’s got a picture of a beach on it.

Carson:

That is a very calm place.

You’re totally right! Let’s listen.

Macklin:

We would play this in the car.

Carson:

We like calm music in the car.

Macklin:

Or the radio. We like Z100. They have the best songs.

What does this music make you imagine?

Carson:

Very sad moments.

V/A
Good God! A Gospel Funk Hymnal
The Numero Group Macklin: This reminds me of a song me and my friend made on Garage Band in computer camp. Carson and Macklin’s mom: If we were listening to this in the car, how long would it be before you made me turn it off? Macklin: Depends what kind of mood I’m in. if I’m in the mood for a Sean Paul song, then like, five minutes. Ooh, Sean Paul! I really like “Temperature.” Macklin: Yeah, that one is good. I also like “Give It Up to Me” but it’s inappropriate. It’s hard to understand him, but if you read the lyrics, it’s very inappropriate. Carson: Very, very inappropriate!

The Mars Volta

Amputechture

Universal

Miranda:

It sounds like in a musical where something bad would happen. It’s like that mixed with Japanese music and punk rock.

Sabrina:

I like the beat. But I don’t like the songs.

Rory:

I LOVE it!

Miranda:

The only reason he likes it is ’cause I don’t like it.

Why do you like it, Rory?

Rory:

It’s kind of sad, but then in the middle it sounded like something happened, like a rainbow! It makes me feel right at home when I see a rainbow pictured in my head.

Miranda:

The guy’s voice sounds like a girl. It keeps going up and down, up and down. I don’t really like it.

What kind of people do you think listen to this?

Miranda:

Sad people who are depressed.

Rory:

Japanese!

Miho Hatori

Ecdysis

Rykodisc

Miranda:

She’s singing in another language. I like it!

Sabrina:

Yeah, I like it! It’s jazzy.

Who do you think listens to this?

Miranda:

People who are very jazzy, and people who speak Japanese.

When might you listen to this?

Sabrina:

Sometimes I listen to Spanish music on the radio. But maybe if I got sick of that I would try to find a Japanese channel.

Miranda:

Maybe while eating dinner, but not so often.

What did you think of it, Rory?

Rory:

It was great! I was reading a story in my head while it was going on.

What kind of story?

Rory:

Something about a knight, with me being Peter Pan.

Pharrell

In My Mind

Interscope

Gwen Stefani sings on this song, do you like her?

Sabrina:

Yeah!

[singing]

I ain’t no hollaback girl!

Oops, sorry, there was a curse word.

Miranda:

It’s OK, we know all of them.

Sabrina:

[dancing]

Once I start dancing, I can’t stop!

You’re a good dancer! Where’d you learn those moves?

Sabrina:

I saw them on TV.

Miranda:

This is OK, but it’s not the best. It’s all kind of the same. But I would definitely dance to it.

Do you have a favorite rap song?

Miranda:

My favorite song that’s closest to rap is probably “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira.

Sabrina:

I like Black-Eyed Peas. I love hip-hop and R&B.

Hella

Acoustics

5RC

Sabrina:

Is that chocolate on the cover? Ha ha ha! It looks like chocolate!

Yeah, it’s a melted chocolate Easter bunny.

Sabrina:

Ha ha ha! It looks like an elephant!

Based on the cover picture, what would you think the music sounds like?

Sabrina:

Chocolaty!

Miranda:

Maybe a little rock-ish, like they want to destroy stuff.

That’s pretty right on. Let’s listen to it now.

Miranda:

It sounds like a different culture mixed with punk rock.

Does it make you feel happy or sad?

Rory:

Happy. REALLY happy.

Miranda:

It makes me feel weird.

Pere Ubu
Why I Hate Women
Smog Veil Miranda: Why I Hate Women? I don’t wanna listen to that! Stupid sexist men! Women rule the universe, thank you very much! Why do you think he hates women? Miranda: He probably got dumped and he’s taking revenge! Sabrina: I don’t like this. Miranda: His voice sounds like the voice my friend makes when he’s trying to be weird. Sabrina: Like an alien voice. Like, “Myeh, myeh, myeh!” What kind of people do you think listen to this stuff? Miranda: Men who are dateless.