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The Homo Neanderthalensis Issue

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We’ve been getting regular visits in print from everybody’s favourite radical-thinking former bodybuilder, ultimate fighter, bouncer, singer and all-round loveable loony tune since he wrote the Vice Guide to Getting Beaten Up for us way back when for...
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FIGHT (EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU’D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING)

Eugene S. Robinson

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Vice Guide to Getting Beaten Up

Vice: Hey Eugene, how are things?

Eugene:

How do you tend to keep the mist from descending?

When was the last time you went to church, Eugene?

Hang on, are you driving and talking at the same time? In England you’d totally get a smack on the wrist right now.

Since we’re calling about a book which is about fighting I guess I better ask you about fighting. What is the worst beating you’ve ever taken?

GQ

Yikes. And what’s the worst dusting you’ve ever handed out?

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