Aleks Eror
I Went to Porn School and It Was a Disaster
Some of the people who show up to Porn Weekender are aspiring porn-industry professionals; others are simply people for whom the experience of sitting at home watching porn is too lonely, remote, or unfulfilling.
'Yomango' Is Barcelona's Ideological Shoplifting Movement
The world's economy is still fucked. And ever since the West went into an economic meltdown in 2008, anticonsumerist sentiment has been steadily on the rise. While proletariats in the US have largely settled for memories of Zuccotti, the Catalan civil...
Ted Sterchi Paints Portraits of Grindr Users
Ted Sterchi, a London-based web developer and the guy behind Grindr Illustrated, started painting some of the inanimate faces he saw on Grindr in an attempt to soften the otherwise hard, sexually aggressive profile pictures he was confronted with every...
How Would Sex Workers Design a Perfect Condom?
Bill Gates's plan to make safe sex more enjoyable than sex without a layer of rubber separating the fun bits sounds pretty far-fetched. To brainstorm ideas that could help him, I called up some sex workers to see if they could come up with a design...
Australian Prisoners Are Giving Themselves DIY Penis Implants
Turns out that a sizable chunk of the inmate population in New South Wales, Australia, is getting inventive with their wangcentric entertainment and performing DIY penis-implant procedures on themselves with rusty razor blades and bits of scrap metal.
China Is Engineering Genius Babies
It’s not exactly news that China is setting itself up as a new global superpower. While Western civilization chokes on its own gluttony like a latter-day Marlon Brando, China continues to buy up American debt and lock away the world’s natural resources...
The Government Wants to Stop This Guy from Boning His Dog
Michael Kiok from zoophile organization ZETA is the only person standing up for those who like to toss off horses by publicly opposing the law. I called him up to see how the new law will affect him and his fellow zoophiles.
Everything You Wanted to Know About the UK Drugs Scene
Authors Max Daley and Steve Sampson have put their combined 20-odd years of covering Britain's drug trade into a single, definitive guide called 'Narcomania.' It’s full of fun facts on every aspect of the UK drug scene and how it has evolved over the...
What's Your Most Embarrassing Talent?
We asked this question to a bunch of Brits and were really surprised to find that most of their responses revolved around queefing and farting. London must be a funky-ass place.
A Very Hungover Peace Get Interviewed
Peace talk blood shakes and making friends on Chat Roulette. Noisey caught them in a semi-drunky moment, but it all worked out for the best.
The Noisey Guide to Queer Rap
The first rule of “queer rap” is you DO NOT call it queer rap. I made this mistake once and recieved a swift dress-down from Venus X that made my wang cower like a turtle. Put simply, gay is not a genre.
XXYYXX Says He's the Head of the Illuminati
XXYYXX is not only a 16-year-old producer with an annoying name, he's also a musical prodigy. While a lot of kids his age are skipping school to huff glue (that's what I did), he devotes himself to making ghostly, Weeknd-esque slow-jams, like a web 2....