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Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
OkCupid Juggalos is a Tumblr devoted to pointing and laughing at people who get panic attacks, work at McDonald's, run possum adoption agencies, and happen to be Insane Clown Posse fans. Why are people cool with it?
Can Ashley Judd Save America?
Mitch McConnell, the Senate Majority Leader and one of the most loathsome politicians in the US, is up for reelection next year, and his most serious challenger is, apparently, Ashley Judd. Can she save the country from his obstructionism? Spoiler...
The 12-Step Program for Lance Armstrong's Image
After 15 years of denial, obfuscation, and single-handedly creating the worst fashion trend of the 21st century, Lance Armstrong is finally ready to admit to the world—or Oprah, same difference—that he indulged in performance-enhancing drugs during his...
I Was David Petraeus's Bitch in the 90s and I Hated Every Second of It
Back in 1996, I was a starry-eyed West Point lieutenant in the storied 82nd Airborne Division. I had just graduated from Ranger School and the 2nd Battalion of the 504th Parachute Infantry Regiment was my new home—my first assignment. I loved the Army...
Who Is Zachary German?
'Shitty Youth' is a new documentary by Adam Humphreys about Zachary German. Zachary is a young author whose novel 'Eat When You Feel Sad' was published when he was 21, and who, as a person, is known to be, well, socially bizarre.
Athletes Raping Everybody Out Here
The rapes are not caused by closeted gay men, but the hyper-masculine vibe in the sports world. A coming-out party in sports would likely reduce the amount of sexually repressed athletes who feel the need to hurt women to show off their manhood. Maybe...
I Was Tested for Demonic Possession
Demonic possessions are a lot like high blood pressure or AIDS—you don't know your status until you get tested.
Really? Newt Gingrich?
Finding Newt at the head of the presidential pack is like turning on "Super Friends" and finding Aquaman in charge. Only in addition to speaking conversational Fish, Aquaman is also a dick.