babies

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  • Celebrity Baby Smack Down: North West Vs. the Royal Baby

    When I discovered both Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton would give birth this summer, I became excited about the prospect of a baby smack down, because watching children try to kill each other is rewarding and fun. Who will win the Thunderdome matchup...

  • Taipei Babies

    Over the next two months, in celebration of the forthcoming release of Tao Lin's latest novel, 'Taipei,' we will be featuring a weekly selection of photos taken by the author during his recent trip to Taipei, Taiwan.

  • What's the Worst Thing You've Ever Done to Your Mom?

    Our moms spent decades teaching us to shit in a toilet, comforting us when our bones or hearts got broken, and loving us even when we hurt them. For today's Question of the Day, we went out to ask strangers precisely how they had hurt their mothers.

  • The VICE Guide to Adulthood

    We are so sick of you full-grown babies running around aimlessly—with your shoes untied and overdraft-fee receipts falling out of your pockets and grease stains on your cut-offs and employment-repellant skillsets and inability to party and go to work...

  • Is the Royal Fetus Going to Be a Good Monarch?

    So apparently one of the dudes who pretends to run England stuck his cock inside his wife’s vagina until stuff came out and then his wife got knocked up and now she’s going to shoot a little person out her vagina in nine months. This is big fucking...

  • Crocs in Houses, People in Crocs, and Guys Peeing on Everyone

    This week was a good week for the Northern Territory. Crocodiles have been turning up in houses and golf courses, but so far no human bodies have turned up in crocodiles (this week, that is).