Dos & Don'ts
SCUM DADZ, Fat Jew's New Web Series Where He Does Drugs in Front of a Baby
Our most famous DOs & DON’Ts caption writer, the Fat Jew, has a new web series that illustrates exactly what happens when a filthy degenerate decides reproduction is a good idea. It’s called SCUM DADZ.
Tonight the DOs & DON’Ts Come to LA
We know we already had a party in honor of the DOs & DON'Ts book in New York back in July, but we’re throwing another one because 1) The brand-new e-book edition is coming out and 2) We like throwing parties.
Dos & Don'ts
Rolling on E can be a bit of a bummer if you're not the center of attention and nobody wants to make out with you. But when you're the master of ceremonies and you're lying there like a Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options...
Dos & Don'ts
And we thought last month's "Paki Wearing a Skrewdriver Belt Buckle" was as good as it gets.
Dos & Don'ts
What do you do for a living? "Oh, I own a demolition company that uses the lyrics from 'War Pigs' as its motto."
Dos and Don'ts of Photography
The only thing you will learn from four years of college photo classes is what not to do.
100 Extra Dos & Don'ts
Had enough? No? OK, let's get The Onion's Amie Barrodale to pump out 100 more.
Dos & Don'ts
As Four and all those faggy fashion designers can experiment all they want. Nobody can compete with the kind of creativity billions of shrill voices screaming into your ears can provide.
Holy Fuck!
When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked.