Alle lines van Drake’s ‘VIEWS’ die dommer zijn dan ze klinken

Drake’s nieuwe album VIEWS is eindelijk officieel uit en we kunnen met zekerheid vaststellen dat het een album is. Een album vol met nummers. Nummers vol met rap en zang. Rap en zang vol met woorden en emoties. Woorden en emoties die soms serieus zijn, maar vaak ook best wel dom zijn. We hebben sinds de release als bezetenen naar het album geluisterd en we zijn net zo goed onder de indruk van de bars die hard zijn als van de lyrics die de plank volledig misslaan. Hier een overzicht van alle mesjogge lines en slechte grapjes van VIEWS die de komende tijd jouw favoriete Facebook-, Instagram- en Twitter-pagina’s zullen overnemen.

“Always saw you for what you could've been ever since you met me / Like when Chrysler made that one car that looked just like the Bentley”

“I knew you before you made ends meet and now we’re meeting our ends”

“And I turn the six upside down, it's a nine now”

“You tell me that I'm confusin' / More immature than Marques Houston / Cuts too deep for a band-aid solution”

“L-O-L-O-L I’m glad you find this shit amusing”

“You toying with it like Happy Meal”

“Last year I know you learned your lesson / I could GPS ya if you need addressin”

“That boy light as Michael Jackson / But off verses he been blackin”

“I don’t take this shit for granted / I do my own propaganda”

“You number one and I'm Eddie Murphy we Trading Places / Lookin' in the mirror I'm closer than I really appear / Creepin' like Chilli without the Tender, Love and Care”

“Your best day is my worst day, I get green like Earth Day / You treat me like I'm born yesterday, you forgot my birthday”

“You platinum like wrappers on Hershey's, boy, that shit is worthless”

“It's raining money, Oklahoma City Thunder”

“I used to hit the corner store to get to Tahiti treat / Now the talk of the corner store is that I'm TBE / The best ever, don't ever question, you know better”

“First take Drake / you know I rarely have to take two it”

“Looking at the mirror I’m closer than I really appear / Creeping like Chilli without the Tender Lovin’ Care”

“Since Take Care, I’ve been care takin’”

“Mixing vodka and emotions, tapping into your emotions / Dry cry cause I'm hopeless”

“Have you coming all summer like a season pass / I want to turn you out like pitch black”

“Cause you talk like you got what I need / You talk like you got the juice and the squeeze”

“All you niggas fighting over crumbs, where the bread at?”

“I pull up in yachts so big that they try to hit me with boat fines”

“Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake? You know I love to go there”

“Say I’m acting lightskin, I can’t take you nowhere”

“My past checkered like the Louis you just got”

“Got so many chains call me Chaining Tatum”

“Girl, let me rock, rock, rock, rock, rock your body / Justin Timberlake and then I hit the highway”

“My friends always feel the need to tell me things”

“Last night I got high as the expectations”

“Years go by too fast, I can't keep track / How long did we last? I feel bad for asking”

“Told you I got z’s for these other girls sleepin' on him / Girl I'm sleepy”

“And my wifey a spice like David Beckham”

"Fuck being all buddy buddy with the opposition / It's like a front of the plane, nigga, it's all business / But I haven’t flown with y’all boys in a minute"

“Niggas quick to double cross like the both of us Christians”

“You don't worry 'bout fitting in when you custom made”

“Tipping scales, bars heavy like triple XL”

“And like it’s going in a trunk, I put it all behind us”

“I’m a staple in the game, all my paper's together”

“It’s far fetched like I threw that shit a 100 meters / I keep it a hundred like I’m running a fever”