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The VICE Guide to Sex

The Biggest Ass in Brazil

The Watermelon Woman has an ass that we are literally unable to describe.

Photos by AgNews

FAMOUS FOR
HAVING AN ASS

Watermelon Woman Is
Brazil’s National Fruit

INTERVIEW BY CHRISTIANO ABRAHAO

The only person who loves Andressa Soares’s butt more than Brazil’s sun-soaked masses and us is Andressa Soares. She’s really into it. And for good reason: Her ass has catapulted the charming Rio-born girl from bit parts in music videos into the pop-star spotlight as the overendowed Watermelon Woman. Devoted fans now flock to her concerts, paparazzi stalk her every move, and crazed men and woman paw at her whenever they are able. In case you’re wondering why all the fuss in a country with thousands upon thousands of similarly impressive posteriors: Watermelon Woman’s ass measures a formidable 46 inches around and she can’t stop shaking it, even when she tries to.

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Vice: Oi, querida! Please tell us who you are.

Watermelon Woman:

My name is Andressa Soares, better known as

Mulher Melancia

: Watermelon Woman.

How’d you get such an excellent name, and what does it mean?

I was a radio broadcaster, and one day the station posted a picture of me online. Once people saw it they started commenting: “Wow, her bumbum looks like a watermelon! It is really big!” They started teasing me.

What were you doing in this picture?

It was a picture of me at the beach. I was bathing in the sea and my butt was up in the air.