When we started Noisey last year, we thought we’d be satisfied travelling the globe to time zones we didn’t know existed, documenting the year in music from the ginormous heavy hitters to the no-fi podunk garage bands that usually just play to their own girlfriends and mothers. To do this, we were compelled to sift through the stale detritus of a bazillion music sites, and guess what – most of them have about as much to say about music as Macaulay Culkin’s dad in the “Black or White” video.