Got debts? Forget Wonga, Wizzcash, selling your Persian rug on Gumtree or eating canned tuna for dinner for 3 weeks, just holler at Taylor Swift and she’ll send a fat cheque in the mail, no questions asked.That is exactly what happened for ultra Swift stan Rebekah Bortnicker on Monday when a massive box arrived at her house, apparently sent by T Swizzle, containing jewellery, photos, a painting and a cheque for €1,680 (or $1,989, get it?) to help with “paying those student loans.”A photo posted by Rebekah (@xrebekahx) on Jan 12, 2015 at 7:41pm PST
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At least we now have proof that Taylor Swift is, in fact, a real person, capable of paintings and handwritten cards, and not an android from North Korea aimed to seize the attention of the entire planet before releasing a single that is just 3 minutes of the brown sound, which goes number one in Europe and America, and makes the Western world shit itself relentlessly until the economy understandably crashes.Rebekah has uploaded a video of her opening all the legitimate Swift gifts on YouTube. It’s 7 minutes long, so feel free to skip along, or watch the whole thing if you’d like to see a kid attempt to negotiate bubble wrap while suffering ecstatic breathing fits.Follow Joe on Twitter: @cide_benengeliA photo posted by Rebekah (@xrebekahx) on Jan 12, 2015 at 7:25pm PST