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The world outside shifts imperceptibly on its axis, while a new motion of right-wing violence takes seed and, slowly, we edge ever nearer to apocalypse, because The World's Angriest Bro is now also The World's Most Powerful Man. That can't be good for anyone but for now – because of you – we are all fixed on a timeline that you just know ends in smoking wastelands of shard-like skyscraper remains poking out of a desolate desert, of riots in the streets. But for now, you are Donald J. Trump and you are angry that you have to think of a password. "FUCK," you type, thick fingers on a tiny hand, picking out each button one-by-one. "THIS."DONALD J. TRUMP DECISION MAKING FLOWCHART
ARE YOU DONALD J. TRUMP?
- NO – GO BACK TO SLEEP
- YES – GO TO NEXT QUESTIONIS THERE A SIMPLE CONCEPT HERE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?
- NO
- YES – GET MAD AT IT
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