Happy Friday. Here's the best stuff we've spent the week filling your brain with.WATCH SNOOP LION'S VIDEO FOR 'HERE COMES THE KING' NOWIt's an anti-hater anthem of peace, love and unity.WATCHWHO FIREBOMBED LONDON'S OLDEST ANARCHIST BOOKSHOP?Probably some fascists.Read full story.
THIS IS THE WORST ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN EVERI saw Andrex's "Scrunch or Fold?" ad and I can't stop thinking about arseholes.Read full story.
I WENT TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION (AND IT WAS KINDA DEPRESSING)It was like being at a dead relative's house.Read full story.
WE WENT ON A QUEST TO FIND THE NEW DALSTONHarry Styles had his birthday party there, so I guess it must be dead.Read full story.
I COUCHSURFED WITH SETTLERS IN THE HOLY LANDSettlers who took me swimming with soldiers, to a rave and to a pyramid scheme motivational speech.Read full story.
WHAT KIND OF HAT WANKER ARE YOU?I made a scale of hat-wankers and you're probably on it.Read full story.
GREG PALAST - HUGO CHAVEZ TOLD ME HE WON'T SELL ANY OIL TO THE KOCHSSo they're gonna get around the problem by destroying America.Read full story.MENK, BY JOHN DORAN - THE EMPTINESS OF THE PRIZEHow to reclaim your sanity by giving up booze forever: part two.Read full story.PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT - JUSTIN BIEBER'S MUM IS FREAKING ME OUTIs her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow?Read full story.A GREEK OIL BARON WANTS TO BLOW ME UP IN MY SLEEPI guess it's the price to pay for uncovering the secrets of rich, angry men.Read full story.
WE GOT TWO PEOPLE TO TRY TO ORGASM TO VINE VIDEOSOne succeeded, the other did not.Read full story.
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