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The Best of VICE This Week

We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.

Happy Friday. Here's the best stuff we've spent the week filling your brain with.

WATCH SNOOP LION'S VIDEO FOR 'HERE COMES THE KING' NOW

It's an anti-hater anthem of peace, love and unity.

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WHO FIREBOMBED LONDON'S OLDEST ANARCHIST BOOKSHOP?

Probably some fascists.

Read full story. THIS IS THE WORST ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN EVER

I saw Andrex's "Scrunch or Fold?" ad and I can't stop thinking about arseholes.

Annons

Read full story. I WENT TO THE PLAYBOY MANSION (AND IT WAS KINDA DEPRESSING)

It was like being at a dead relative's house.

Read full story. WE WENT ON A QUEST TO FIND THE NEW DALSTON

Harry Styles had his birthday party there, so I guess it must be dead.

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I COUCHSURFED WITH SETTLERS IN THE HOLY LAND

Settlers who took me swimming with soldiers, to a rave and to a pyramid scheme motivational speech.

Read full story. WHAT KIND OF HAT WANKER ARE YOU?

I made a scale of hat-wankers and you're probably on it.

Read full story. GREG PALAST - HUGO CHAVEZ TOLD ME HE WON'T SELL ANY OIL TO THE KOCHS

So they're gonna get around the problem by destroying America.

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MENK, BY JOHN DORAN - THE EMPTINESS OF THE PRIZE

How to reclaim your sanity by giving up booze forever: part two.

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PRETTY GIRL BULLSHIT - JUSTIN BIEBER'S MUM IS FREAKING ME OUT

Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow?

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A GREEK OIL BARON WANTS TO BLOW ME UP IN MY SLEEP

I guess it's the price to pay for uncovering the secrets of rich, angry men.

Read full story. WE GOT TWO PEOPLE TO TRY TO ORGASM TO VINE VIDEOS

One succeeded, the other did not.

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