North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and some generals (Image via)
As soon as Kim Jong-un re-emerged this month – plump, smiley, with added cane – the question was raised whether it was all real. Certainly, images of Kim limping around the Wisong Scientists Residential District like a freshly neutered puppy were plentiful, and he apparently looked 10 kilograms lighter than he did in May.
There were suggestions, even, that the Jong-un on screen was a political decoy (a doppelganger rolled out during times of crisis, such as when the Dear Leader is so heavy he fractures his ankles) – the kind of delicious conspiracy that seems to go hand-in-hand with North Korea, like aliens in Area 51 or groups of wealthy, hooded lizard men at the Bilderberg Conference.
Adam Cathcart’s North Korea Misinformation Bingo sums up the great clusterfuck of assumptions regarding North Korea in a series of over 20 bullet points, as well as parodying the nature of the West’s obsession with the country. Without any facts – or any way to legitimately fact check – someone writing about North Korea can spin whatever shit they want.
Cathcart gets at a very crucial argument concerning how the Western media machine profligates (and encourages) hilarious memes and misdirection about North Korea, without ever engaging with the country itself. This is why Kim Jong-un’s recent disappearance has served only to increase the rate of stories about him, because without our great star, how can the show go on?
Lives are not just smoke and mirrors or empty cannon fire. Statements are being made. The UN has pulled the plug on food aid and China is practically the North’s sole trade partner, extorting them for its own goods while underpaying for the DPRK’s. Even their greatest ally is fucking them over.
The 20 million starving North Koreans are not just some gag.
Such is the slippery nature of North Korea (an idea fostered both by the country and gleefully by the press) that fiction can be quite easily passed off as fact. Back in 2008, Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura published The True Character of Kim Jong-il, arguing that the Beloved Father died in 2003 and, to ensure political stability, was replaced by a doppelganger. Satellite imagery, he argues, reveals this new Kim was at least 2.5 cm taller than the Supreme Leader (all without his son’s famous Cuban heels).
This is where the doppelganger theory really began: eager to profligate the idea of North Korea being the loony-bin of nations, places like The Telegraph gave Shigemura a nice platform from which to preach his theories.
He later argued at the World Economic Forum in Tanjin that computer analysis of Kim Jong-il’s voice revealed it was a different man (not, of course, the same man simply hungover or suffering from a cold). The logical culmination of all this was that Bill Clinton met a double while trying to negotiate the release of three American prisoners.
A wall painting of Kim II-sung and Kim Jong-iI (Photo via Flickr)
We're told that Kim Jong-il maybe had a stroke in 2008 but then completed 122 separate visits to field sites the following year. We are to assume that either the stroke was a lie or the visits were; or, perhaps more salaciously, that Kim had body doubles doing his resplendent inspections for him. It's all strangely close to some speculativeMail Online gossip column.
Shigemura’s argument is not where it gets messy, it’s his sources. It's certainly feasible that Kim Jong-il felt the necessity to have doubles for safety – there are a few reports of assassination attempts, after all. However, it's the fact that Shigemura was informed by a North Korean agent (who obviously could not be named or traced) that Kim Jong-il had "at least four" body-doubles – and that, whenever they're rolled out, a high-ranking Pyongyang official is seen behind him, metaphorically pulling the strings – that's an issue.
There's a high degree of gullibility where North Korea is concerned. The same stories are circulated as new again and again. Eight years ago, for instance, "an official" told the Yonhap News Agency that Kim Jong-il had at least two identical decoys who stood in for him during public events. They apparently underwent plastic surgery, were trained how to speak like him and, crucially, were sent out when his health was bad: "They are the spitting image of Kim – the same age, same height and with the same bouffant hairstyle and pot belly," the official said.
And yet, when Kim Jong-il disappeared in 2003? Nothing. And, again, in 2008 – this time until his death three years later – nothing. When Kim Jong-un disappeared for a month this year? Nothing.
It doesn’t take a genius to realise that this is almost certainly bullshit, designed to undermine the status of the leadership rather than actually tackle the realities of the country's political system. It’s not obstinate to suggest that – if the rumours were true – times of ill health are exactly when a body double should be rolled out. Instead, we got absolutely none because they probably don’t have any. But, we still believe.
The rumours are everywhere. Hitler had Gustav Weler. Winston Churchill employed Norman Shelley to read his speeches on the radio. Except neither did, really: it’s all unconfirmed conjecture and potential deception. Joe R Reeder reckoned Osama Bin Laden had a cave's worth.
Back in 2008, when Kim Jong-il had suffered a stroke and disappeared from view, Barbara Demick – author of Nothing to Envy – wrote about the state of Pyongyang on the ground. Nobody, she reported, had heard of the Dear Leader’s health issues. "It’s a pack of lies" is as close as she got to a worthwhile admission. The preservation of a healthy ruler is fundamental to smooth operations in Pyongyang.
I spoke to Demick about the possibility of political decoys in North Korea, and she said that she "wasn’t sure".
"At least not widely used," she continued. "I believe if there were, Kim Jong-un may not have disappeared for 40 days. The North Korean government most likely didn't like the optics of a limping leader, especially such a young one. There were, by the way, a number of Kim Jong-il impersonators in South Korea. It was a popular party trick."
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With the slippery nature of North Korea being what it is, it’s no surprise that one of the best pieces of writing on the country is Adam Johnson’s novel The Orphan Master’s Son. The book focuses entirely on the shifting nature of North Korea’s government, with characters changing identities and names simply because of the clothes they wear. It’s the perfect facsimile of our perception of the country, but not the country itself.
When I spoke to Johnson about the possibility of his novel being close to truth, he agreed with Demick. "I’m not aware of any leadership lookalikes for leadership figures, as they were for Saddam," he said.
It all comes from a misunderstanding of what a political decoy is used for – to take bullets, mostly, and to foster the idea of bilocation, of omnipresence. In 2009, Barack Obama was reported to be considering the use of a body-double due to the sheer number of threats he received on his life. Weirdly, Ilham Anas, the preeminent lookalike, didn’t want the job because of the whole potentially getting shot thing.
Say what you will about North Korea’s policy towards food, nuclear weapons or waterslides, but they don’t often shoot their leader. Unlike in Iraq, where Saddam Hussein certainly had legitimate reason to be worried. In September of 2002, Dr Dieter Buhmann of Homberg University announced on German television that he'd studied hundreds of photographs of Saddam Hussein and concluded that the former-president employed at least three political decoys or “body doubles”.
This neatly cohered with the pervading opinion that Saddam was a nutcase tyrant who was destabilising the region. Saddam, eager to profligate the idea of his omnipresence in Iraq, was reported to have bragged about how many doubles he had. Later, his ex-physician has claimed that the reports were untrue. But Saddam having political decoys is widely believed to be true, and it is certainly the most likely modern scenario.
For a country not unfamiliar with using “fake villages” – like Kijong-dong in the DMZ, reportedly there to attract South Korean defectors with visions of economic success – the idea of North Korea’s leaders having casts of doppelgangers to keep up appearances is exciting. But North Korea isn’t exciting. It’s dreadful.
Their security concerns are vastly different to someone like Saddam’s. The Leader (be he Dear, Supreme or even Almighty) are broadcast everywhere, all the time; they don’t need physical dummies when the idea of their leadership is more permanent than any physical presence. They are relatively stable, with few insurgent groups of any real strength. North Korea is more assignation than assassination – if they're going to get killed, it’s not going to happen in plain sight.
There is a reason, at least, that the only certified 100 percent confirmed political decoys in history were British soldiers ME Clifton James and Tex Banwell, who both pretended to be General Montgomery during World War II for Operation Copperhead. Over 60 years ago, before face recognition software and satellite imagery that can tell whether your eyes look slightly further apart than normal from over 20,000 miles away.
The aim of Operation Copperhead convinced German troops that an invasion of Southern France was incoming, but even then it was fundamentally flawed, as Banwell was far taller than Montgomery and James a drunk. Banwell was captured and sent to Auschwitz, while James was packaged off to a hotel for the remainder of the war with nothing but the drink for company.
Charlie Chaplin in 1916 (Photo via)
There’s a great story involving Charlie Chaplin that's reminiscent of how we treat North Korea now. It began in August of 1920, when Lord Desborough, drunk and filled with good humour, decided to tell an anecdote about Charlie Chaplin. Chaplin, Desborough maintained, had entered into a Charlie Chaplin lookalike competition and come out 20th, "a most frightful failure".
This story – like practically every tale involving doubles and doppelgangers – is complete hearsay, but it didn't stop the British, Singaporean, American and Australian press reporting it as true. Nowadays, it’s essential to the Chaplin mythos, just as creepy theme parks, murdered pop stars and landing a man on the sun are crucial to the DPRK’s.
Attempting to tackle the source of misinformation around North Korea brings you up against South Korea’s media, whose information and intent about their neighbours is not necessarily always that truthful. There's a decent body of evidence to suggest their press is ruled by authoritarian policies, with the latest fall-out involving Japanese journalist Tatsuya Kato being banned from leaving South Korea for defaming Park Guen-hye. The press is neither free or without motive. The rules are simple: do not offend the leader of South Korea, and anything that makes North Korea look bad makes South Korea look good.
The Western media have a track record of falling for sexy stories about North Korea originating from that region. In April of 2013, a South Korea paper reported recollections from the early-90s concerning the lack of Chinese profits in Dandong as "breaking news".
Two years ago, everyone thought Kim Jong-un was killed in Beijing, thanks to a rumour on Chinese social media site, Weibo. The ridiculous story of the 120 dogs that were fed the remains of Kim Jong-un’s uncle originated from Hong Kong paper Wen Wei Po and is about as true as Kim Jong-il once hitting 11 holes in one on the golf course.
The rumours that an old guard of political figures founded by Kim Jong-il and led by Pyong So had stopped taking orders from Kim Jong-un is contradicted by the evidence of Kim Jong-il’s personal bodyguard now protecting his son.
James Hoare, who served as British Chargé d’affairs in Pyongyang while Kim Jong-il was in charge, describes the possibility of political decoys existing in North Korea as "conspiracy stuff".
"The only lookalike I heard of was an actor who played Kim Il-sung back in the guerrilla days," he said. "I'd imagine, actually, that’s still around for film and TV purposes. I’ve never heard of a Kim Jong-il lookalike. Since he made relatively few public appearances compared to his father and appeared in no films, I would imagine there was no need. But he would have been pretty easy to do – his hairstyle could be seen on many men in the country. Add dark glasses and an anorak and you'd be there."
Reading reports on Kim Jong-il’s last high-profile disappearance is an uncanny adventure into the familiar, like Groundhog Day, will Bill Murray playing whichever Kim is in power at whatever time. According to the South Korean press, Kim Jong-un and Kim Jong-il suffered from precisely the same issues before their disappearances in 2014 and 2003, respectively: diabetes, gout, obesity. They also disappeared from view in September for almost exactly the same amount of time (40 days for the Dear Leader, 42 for the Supreme).
It’s time to move on from the regime and assess the systems in place; time to approach the realities of life in North Korea rather than the fiction. It's time to get some new material.
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