Like "witch," "communist," and "basic," "hipster" became an indefinable word you could use to smear The Other. Ride a bike? You're a hipster. Listen to music? You're a hipster. Drink coffee? Hipster. Don't drink coffee? Contrarian hipster. Nobody was safe from being called a hipster, and nobody wanted to be one."Hipster" has become like pornography: You know it when you see it, but it's impossible to define.In order to better understand what the term meant to the people who used it, I created the above word cloud. To make it, I took around 120 different definitions of "hipster" that I found around the web (mostly from Urban Dictionary and Yahoo Answers) and fed them into a word cloud generator. After taking out all of the non-relevant words ("and," "the," "him," etc.), this is what I was left with.I guess the main takeaway is that hipsters valued jeans above everything else? But also that they went to college, read books, lived in Williamsburg, liked obscure things, hung out at Starbucks (??), drank PBR, did stuff ironically, ate vegetarian food, and used Apple products.Follow Jamie Lee Curtis Taete on Twitter.