Patrick interviews three of his Epicly Later'd show subjects via iChat

Vice: What did you think of the episode I did about you?

Heath Kirchart:

What do people care about?

Do you think you look as weird as some other people I did episodes on?

I think Greco might seem weirder.

I think my instincts tend to be weird, but I can fake normalcy.

This is for my column in Vice. I thought Bob told you. I have a page so I was going to ask my chat friends who I did shows on what they thought.

He told me he reminded himself of Dee Dee Ramone. Who do you remind yourself of?

I regret showing you eating the steak. I always want to take that out.

Yeah, the kid who asked if the slam hurt.

Vice: Jerry.

Jerry Hsu:

I have my column thingy in Vice and it's the interviews issue, and I'm very lazy, so can I ask you some stuff on here?

What did you think of the episode I did about you?

Yeah, sorry about that. Has it impacted your life in a lot of ways

She's kinda hot. Sue Hsu.

Do you get a lot of requests for storm flips?

It's like your 900

Are there any episodes you like, besides your own?

Jim's were special.

Dang, slow down. Honking my horn.

Vice

Yeah, I do a page in there. Remember I wrote that story about getting vibed at Supreme?

A-Ron liked that.

Yeah, I invented that.

Being drunk Williamsburg guy, ha ha. Yeah, all-over print. I invented that too

Yeah, so I need a photo for this… naked video chat?

Yeah, now you're like a jaded cokehead… all over Cobrasnake.

Whoops.

Vice: Can I ask you some stuff on iChat for my Epicly Later'd page in Vice? I just interviewed Jerry and Heath… so the page will be you three.

Neckface:

What did you think of the episode I did about you?

It's good, I swear. You, Jim, and Tim O'Connor probably get the most comments.

And then people try to out you… like, your identity.

What? You peed on it?

The Blackberry?

Jeez, did you bring the pee-soaked one into the store like, "I don't know what happened, it just stopped working" and hand it to the guy?

I heard Spanky found nachos you left under the couch months ago with mold on them.

Why?

What's your favorite candy right now?

Whoa, are those new?

What's your favorite food besides candy?

Real food.

How was the Deathwish tour?

What was Jim like?

Yeah, I can't help it. I study every photo I see of him.