Street Poll

Vice: What’s going on here?

Kate:

Which one am I?

OK.

Are you in here?

Vice: This is the second self-portrait that’s turned into a cock-man we’ve had today.

Will:

I’m not going to ask what that means. He seems sad.

Clearly

Vice: If it was anyone else I would say this was too simple, but it actually works with you.

Rory:

You sure are.

That explains a lot.

Vice: Oh my goodness. What is happening here?

John:

OK. [We wait] Oh my goodness.

Does this represent you?

Vice: What’s your name?

Ellie:

Are you an art student?

Tell me a little bit about fashion history.

How do you like it?

Vice: Can you say your name?

Katie:

I like your nose.

It will do. Are you a student as well?

Vice: Hi Liz!

Liz:

I see you’ve got a bow in this.

But you don’t have one in real life.

Vice: What’s your name?

Luke:

Neat. Is your hat part of your identity?

Is it to keep your head warm or for fashion?

Vice: Are you a student?

Phoebe:

It looks a little bit like a baby.

Vice: Ha, I don’t really have many questions about this one.

Linsey:

Boobs and Linsey.

Vice: Tell me about what you’re doing here.

Susan:

Your hair looks much more orderly in real life.

Vice: So, you’re a designer around here?

Mark:

Vice

Oh goodness, lucky you! Well, what are you doing here with this portrait?

The noodles are not in the picture.