Vice: What’s going on here?
Kate:
Which one am I?
OK.
Are you in here?
Vice: This is the second self-portrait that’s turned into a cock-man we’ve had today.
Will:
I’m not going to ask what that means. He seems sad.
Clearly
Vice: If it was anyone else I would say this was too simple, but it actually works with you.
Rory:
You sure are.
That explains a lot.
Vice: Oh my goodness. What is happening here?
John:
OK. [We wait] Oh my goodness.
Does this represent you?
Vice: What’s your name?
Ellie:
Are you an art student?
Tell me a little bit about fashion history.
How do you like it?
Vice: Can you say your name?
Katie:
I like your nose.
It will do. Are you a student as well?
Vice: Hi Liz!
Liz:
I see you’ve got a bow in this.
But you don’t have one in real life.
Vice: What’s your name?
Luke:
Neat. Is your hat part of your identity?
Is it to keep your head warm or for fashion?
Vice: Are you a student?
Phoebe:
It looks a little bit like a baby.
Vice: Ha, I don’t really have many questions about this one.
Linsey:
Boobs and Linsey.
Vice: Tell me about what you’re doing here.
Susan:
Your hair looks much more orderly in real life.
Vice: So, you’re a designer around here?
Mark:
Vice
Oh goodness, lucky you! Well, what are you doing here with this portrait?
The noodles are not in the picture.