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This Insane Craigslist Drummer Is Looking for a Non-Pussy Band

He's a real motherfucker with balls of steel and has a drumset that loves to be ass fucked mercilessly from behind.

In a city like Los Angeles, a good drummer is hard to come by. Most bongo men are usually in like three other bands, into spraying drum solos all over your tracks like a five-year-old Gene Krupa, and reeking of cheap weed and swamp ass.

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