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No: go to 3
Consoles? Ha! Baby toys. Buy a PC, you imbeciles: go to 15- - -
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I'm sold: go to 16- - -
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I can't bear any more of this, and have made my decision: go to 16
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I'd like you to tell me about something else via this already-getting-tired format: go to 11- - -
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I'm still browsing: go to 11- - -
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Actually, maybe I want to try something a little different: go to 11- - -
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Role-playing games that have more swords than Fallout 4: go to 9
Call of Duty and FIFA games, every year, without fail: go to 10
Action games which are basically movies but I press buttons: go to 5
I've heard about these "indie games": go to 13
What about console exclusives, like that one with the moustaches: go to 14- - -
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Sure: go to 7
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Nah, I'm done and I've made my decision: go to 16- - -
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My decision is made: go to 16- - -
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I appreciate that I could have gone into detail about the hardware, what pad feels better five hours into a session, and which machine streams that episode of Doctor Who you missed last Saturday with no hiccups, but mostly, who cares? You're in this for the games. Those are what matter, and if you're one of these weird partisan freaks who'll only ever buy consoles bearing a certain brand, with no regard given to what fun you can or can't have with it, then more fool you. Course, the correct thing to do is to own all three consoles, so maybe don't eat properly for a few months. It's almost Christmas: steal leftovers from every party, freeze those scraps, and spend what you save across the beginning of 2016 on video games. You'll thank me come March when you're not only a level 39 Witcher, but those Easter Eggs have never tasted so delicious.@MikeDiverMore from VICE Gaming:The Enticingly Alien 'Xenoblade Chronicles X' Is 2015's Most Eye-Popping Open World Game25 Super Nintendo Games You Should Play TodayThe VICE Gaming Guide To Video Game Drinking Games