Tidbits

CHUNKY CHAT

ASIAN AIR FRESHENER

VIRGIN HAIR FERTILIZER

CLEAN 'N GENTLE BLOOD STAIN REMOVER

Thanks Vicky from Queens

WHITEMAN TOOTHPASTE

DUDU SOAP

Thanks Chris Collicott

THUG CONDOMS

Thanks Andrew Walker of Glenburne, Ontario

BEACH BOX

Thanks Mario Brancaglioni of Götborg, Sweden

FUNNY WAND
We found this while getting wasted in Central America recently and couldn’t believe how perfect it is for riffing. It says “Funny” on it and makes sparkly sounds every time you point it at someone. It’s so perfect for getting high it kind of makes you worried that the toy manufacturers down there are all potheads.

FACE BED

Email lust-project@noos.fr for more

GAY POCKET SOLITAIRE

ASS BALLONS

HORNIMANS TEA
There’s nothing like settling down by yourself on a Friday night with some ice cream, a huge pile of pornos, and a fresh pot of horny man’s tea. I wouldn’t want to be your dick the next morning, but that night, in the heat of the wank, it’s paradise.

FOUL FOOD

This month’s winner is Face Bed as it is the only real one we got. Coming next month: More things we actually like.