The Sun continues to astound and entertain. They’ve enlisted a 40-year-old radio presenter to give an account of how 12 hours straight of listening to grime affected him. There are some pretty tasty quotes in there, such as:
After Bob Marley died in 1981, black music started becoming aggressive.
And …
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On Sunday I overdosed on violent lyrics in black music. The state I was in, I was a menace to society.
Here’s my favourite bit:
After listening to this hybrid of hip-hop and garage music, I wanted to kill someone.
I wouldn’t, of course, because I don’t have a violent nature.
Phew! You had me going there …
Next week: Lorraine Kelly gives a vivid account of how listening to bassline caused a cluster of her hemorrhoids to explode.