LONDON – AFTER LISTENING TO 12 HOURS OF GRIME I COULD HAVE KNIFED SOMEONE


The Sun continues to astound and entertain. They’ve enlisted a 40-year-old radio presenter to give an account of how 12 hours straight of listening to grime affected him. There are some pretty tasty quotes in there, such as:

After Bob Marley died in 1981, black music started becoming aggressive.
 

And …

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On Sunday I overdosed on violent lyrics in black music. The state I was in, I was a menace to society.

Here’s my favourite bit:

After listening to this hybrid of hip-hop and garage music, I wanted to kill someone.

I wouldn’t, of course, because I don’t have a violent nature.

Phew! You had me going there …

Next week: Lorraine Kelly gives a vivid account of how listening to bassline caused a cluster of her hemorrhoids to explode.

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