Does anyone else find that horribly depressing?
So, singer-songwriter-skilled-tapper-of-a-guitar musician, Marnie Stern, is celebrating the release of her forthcoming album The Chronicles Of Marnia by pimpin' herself out for an all expenses paid date with one lucky, lucky man. The unique marketing technique is filled with lots of cute/ twee criteria like:
Must enjoy "Law and Order", cute Jewish ladies, and petting dogs while eating chicken wings. Good sense of humor critical, doesn't mind his lady touring a lot, must live in New York, no drug addicts, creeps, stalkers, slackers, or vegans. Age, race, and religion: not a factor.
I agree, fuck vegans! The full offer continues...
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