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Joel Golby: I went up a mountain once. I have never been to Stockport.Do you have any wildcards?
I suppose they're all wildcards, really, because other than London and briefly Paris, I have never been to any of these places. Also, I only found my passport last year, so saying I'm a fan of "airlines" is a reach. A real reach.
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Yes, I am extremely influenced by advertising.Do you have a message for Facebook?
I can't believe I've been using your stupid website for close to a decade and you think I'm some sort of latent Stockport fan.ANGUS HARRISONVICE: Hello, Angus. How did FB fare in their in-depth analysis of you?
Angus Harrison: Facebook, you've done it. This is me. This is me.Really?
I confess to being a God-fearing man. There's nothing wrong with that. An honest, salt-of-the-earth, God-fearing man. The sort of God-fearing man who appreciates an honest, well-dressed, God-fearing woman playing the piano while furtively glancing over her shoulder. The sort of God-fearing man who reads the Bible, the sort of God-fearing man who watches episodes of the Hairy Bikers while reading the Bible. The sort of man who sometimes wonders if Jesus looked a bit like the bigger Hairy Biker. Who wonders if maybe John the Baptist looked anything like the smaller one? A good, honest, God-fearing man.Not that into chimneys, though, to be totally honest.JOE BISH
Joe Bish: I'd say about half and half. I love memes, of course. But I wouldn't say I'm particularly interested in "gratitude" or "totem poles". I'm reading a book about the old west at the moment, which has Native Americans in, but I've never said anything about it on F-Beezy so I don't know how it could know that.
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I mean, I'm a modern guy (memes, MSN) with an interest in history (knights), WORLD history, to boot (earth)!Do you have a personal little message for the ads team?
Keep up the good work!DAISY JONESVICE: Daisy, hi. Is this you? Is this really you?
Daisy Jones: These things have absolutely no relevance to my interests whatsoever, apart from the fact I live in New Cross and currently use WiFi. Anything that sticks out as not-quite-right here?
Yeah, "Relic" and "West African Vodun"… what the fuck?! I just had to google what vodun is, and it's basically voodoo. I don't think voodoo could ever be associated with me *looks shifty, laughs nervously*.Would these interests make you want to buy any of those things?
No, especially not "relic". Nobody could convince me to spend my hard earned cash on some relics, however impressive or old they might seem.SALMA HAIDRANIVICE: Salma, your thoughts, please.
Salma: I haven't worn lipgloss since I was 13, so no. I do fancy some carbs, though. Maybe paired with The Hills anniversary special, which I still haven't got round to.Is this generally representative of you? Have Facebook done good?
I can't for the life of me figure out how they think I like trams or gray wolves.So, no?
I just don't know how they've got that… I really don't understand…@hannahrosewensMore on Facebook:Here's Every Type of Annoying Person You're Mates With on FacebookWhat Your Profile Photo Says About YouThe Cult of Negative Viral Content