INTERVIEW BY AMY KELLNER, PHOTOS BY JERRY HSU

Have you seen The Cute Show? It's a show I do all about cute stuff. It's cute! Now I'm doing this column to go with the show, and for the first one I'm featuring Jerry Hsu's cat. I first noticed Jerry's cat on his cell-phone photo blog, nazigold.tumblr.com. She looked so squishy, I thought she'd be the perfect model to start things off with. I bet you thought I was going to say "purrrfect," didn't you? Come on. I would never do that!

Vice: What's kitty's name?

Jerry Hsu: Oprah.

How long have you had her?

I adopted her about three years ago. I was going in to find a kitten but I liked her face and attitude.

What is the cutest thing she does?

She begs for human food, which sucks but is kinda cute.

What is her stance on snuggling?

No snuggling at all.

Aw.

There's a new Cute Show episode about potbellied pigs airing this month on VBS.TV. Hooray!