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Friday Thinks With Luke Winkie

Havoc's Twitter Got Hacked So Let's Imagine Musicians' Twitter Passwords

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This week, Havoc of seminal Queensbridge rap duo Mobb Deep got his Twitter hacked. This accounted for approximately 15 minutes of internet jokes before everyone forgot about it. At this point it’s an incident that might as well have happened 10 million years ago, but because I’m currently responsible for the dumbest column in the universe, my editor immediately gchatted me and here we are. Nobody knows how Havoc’s Twitter got hacked, but I would like to believe someone typed his name and “shookone” into the password field and grabbed access. So naturally, we figured it might be worth 10 seconds of your internet time to read our guesses ofwhat other musicians’ Twitter passwords might be.


Rick Ross – wingstop

Noel Gallagher – 3hunna

Kanye West – headlikeahole666

Wale – e34dfm2od (never reset his password)

Paul McCartney – johnisdead

Nathan Williams – dothedew

John Maus - Thehumanunderstandingslowinitsadvancecouldnotstepatoncefromthetheologicalintothe positivephilosophythetwoaresoradicallyopposedthatanintermediatesystemofconceptionshasbeennecessarytorenderthetransitionpossible

Jay-Z – illmatic

Skrillex – mariasherman

How To Dress Well – boyzdontcry

Justin Bieber – girlskissingirls

AC/DC – acdctwitter11111

Ezra Koenig – Bilderberg4Life

Avicii – drewmillard

Taylor Swift – joandidion

Patrick Stickles – generationwuss

Baauer – boulevardofbrokendreams

Nas – madeulook

Drake – iamdrake

Peter Hook – seriouslyhowballerisageofconsent

Future – andiwilltry2fixU

Hunter Hunt-Hendrix – killemall

Trey Anastasio – noiseydotcom

Zachary Cole Smith – fuckitlol

Luke Winkie's Twitter password is something about living in Texas. He's on Twitter — @luke_winkie