We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.
Happy Friday. Here's the best stuff we've spent the week filling your brain with.
It's an anti-hater anthem of peace, love and unity.
Probably some fascists.
I saw Andrex's "Scrunch or Fold?" ad and I can't stop thinking about arseholes.
It was like being at a dead relative's house.
Harry Styles had his birthday party there, so I guess it must be dead.
Settlers who took me swimming with soldiers, to a rave and to a pyramid scheme motivational speech.
I made a scale of hat-wankers and you're probably on it.
So they're gonna get around the problem by destroying America.
How to reclaim your sanity by giving up booze forever: part two.
Is her new anti-abortion film brainwashing the voters of tomorrow?
I guess it's the price to pay for uncovering the secrets of rich, angry men.
One succeeded, the other did not.