


Publicist: I already told you I would forward the request. She’s probably really
busy.
VICE: I know, but she hasn’t got back to me yet.
Well, that’s a shame but as I said she’s very busy.
Can you ask her to call me ASAP please?! SHARON OSBOURNE
Annons
VICE: I told you, VICE magazine.
I haven’t heard of you. I’m not sure if Sharon has either. KATIE PRICE AKA JORDAN

VICE: Sure.
She doesn’t have time to write one, will you write one for her and we’ll run it by her?
How about, “I love you more than I love my kids”?
Yep, Katie says that’s fine. GAZ FROM GEORDIE SHORE


Publicist: I’ll be honest, probably not. EAMONN HOLMES



and Dom in Da Bungalow – BOGIES! HELENA BONHAM CARTER

Publicist: I am afraid Helena is unavailable to give a quote on this occasion but thanks for thinking of her. DANE BOWERS

VICE: No.
OK, Dane says, “Congrats for your tenth anniversary, I think you guys are great!” KATE MOSS
Annons






VICE: Is it a “mission impossible”?
Very funny. But we cannot provide a quote. DIZZEE RASCAL


Publicist: Please stop emailing, she will not give you a quote on this occasion. KEVIN SMITH





