Adriane Schramm
People I am Stalking
Speaking of spying on people, I used to have a fairly gross addiction to Star, InTouch, Life & Style, and OK! magazines.
When your hot dog falls apart there's always Secret Caverns
If all the hot dogs and LSD of summer have mutated...
This boat is for deities only
My folks sent us to Unitarian churches, where everybody was encouraged to be themselves and believe whatevs and wear as much corduroy as possible.
From whenceforth vomit
Sometimes an unexpected shit-facing happens and you are way past too drunk to lay down and sleep without the miserable circus music of your brain taking a swirly, jelly, clammy vibrating boat ride.
The 30mg Adderall disaster
So your grandpappy, pap-pap, or whatever you call him, might have some crazy adventure tales about wars, bullets, skulls, wolves, saving drowning babies or lassoing shit.
UFO sighting
Just like a real UFO, UFO graffiti flies around inside corners and surface areas like a real little visitor of Earth.
I'm addicted to Phantom Boxes
The great thing about an addiction is that if you’re the discoverer of the substance you tend to abuse, you can become the principle dealer and enabler to yourself and all your friends.