"Ha kul på klubben på ett sätt som är okej i stället för att önska att det vore en bordell."
Here are some photos of older performers doing swoon-worthy covers of Elvis, Sinatra, and "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
These aren't your run-of-the-mill bikini-clad beauty queens – they are hermit crabs, the beloved crawly souvenir you likely made your parents buy you on the boardwalk as a child.
Wear deodorant, don't jizz in your pants and for god's sake don't forget to tip.
Photographer Amy Lombard hung out backstage with the teen heartthrob at a recent New York show.
The first in our new series about the depravity and beauty at the end of every week.
Everyone knows the porn stars who work at porn conventions, but who are the men selling dildos at booths and paying to attend the events? We sent photographer Amy Lombard to the Exxxotica Expo in Edison, New Jersey, to find out.
Some of New York's most pampered dogs.
But at least Nicki Minaj's mum was there.
The power of pug love brings people together.
"Oh, there are some really gorgeous ferrets around."