Bert Burykill

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Slaying the Snot-Sneezing Dragon
Fuck writing about jail, I’m all about makin’ sperm rain these days.
Bert Burykill
11.12.12
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Pissin’ Out the Pain
I'm going to jail again, but I'll be damned if I wet myself on the way.
Bert Burykill
6.12.12
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I'm in Love with This Fake Pussy
Tenga is the best snatch on Earth times 20.
Bert Burykill
29.10.12
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Pen Pals - Getting $$ in the Clink-Clink
Gambling in jail.
Bert Burykill
2.4.12
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Pen Pals - The People You Meet in Prison
I sat face to face with a heartless murderer and realised we had some things in common.
Bert Burykill
13.3.12
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Pen Pals - My Bloody Valentine
Our prison correspondent wrote these poems. They are mainly about boning.
Bert Burykill
17.2.12

Looking Good Behind Bars
There are so many people in prison, but no one is attending to their fashion needs.
Bert Burykill
13.2.12
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Pen Pals - Jailhouse Rap
Today, Bert Burykill shares some of his songs with us. Yes, he is a rapper too.
Bert Burykill
9.2.12
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Pen Pals - Where Love Goes to Die
My ex-girl wrote this letter to me as she sat in a cell across the hall at the county jail.
Bert Burykill
2.2.12
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Pen Pals - A Day on the Inside
An average day in jail is just boring, so you have to amuse yourself. I took up cock puppetry.
Bert Burykill
27.1.12
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Pen Pals - The Perils of Piss Tests
I have pissed in a cup at least 100 times, and I still haven't learned a damn thing.
Bert Burykill
23.1.12
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Pen Pals - The Right to Blow Loads
Defended by someone who's actually jerked it in a cell.
Bert Burykill
11.1.12