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Anal Rejuvenation Is Making Works of Art Out of Our Butts
From skin-tag removal to tightening procedures to anal botox, how a new class of doctors is making bottoming its top priority.
Spain Appointed a Sex Commissioner to Get People Making Babies Again
The new government position is aimed at curbing the country's dropping birth rate, apparently.
A Swedish Politician Thinks People Should Take Midday Fuck Breaks
The small-town councilman has argued that state-sponsored afternoon delight could improve couples' relationships.
Smugglers Tried to Fool Border Patrol Agents with Weed Disguised as Limes
The pot was packaged to look like 34,000 limes stashed inside a commercial fruit shipment.
Someone Found a Secret Pot Grow House at Legoland in the UK
Authorities believe that the industrious farmers were accessing the site through the Crown Estate—neighboring land that belongs to the Queen of England.
An Italian Priest Admitted to Having Orgies on Church Property
Police reportedly found video evidence of the sex parties, allegedly filmed by a second priest, in Father Andrea Contin's possession.
This Dating App Helps People Find Love Based on Their Mutual Hatred of Things
Hater aims to bring people together based on how much they both dislike Taylor Swift, camping, and, yes, Donald Trump.
Tinder for Orangutans Lets Female Apes Choose Who They Have Sex With
Researchers hope the method might increase the chance two apes hit it off when they meet, rather than flying one out from a different zoo just to get rejected.
A Burger King Was Allegedly Selling Weed to Customers Who Asked for 'Extra Crispy Fries'
The two mastermind employees were busted after an undercover cop caught on to their drive-thru scheme.