Brian Moylan
You Will Never Be as Rich as These Pets
You’re going to die a poor, sad schmuck. But do you know who is rich? Animals!
How to Quit Porn and Not Entirely Ruin Your Life
Quitting porn will make you appreciate jerking off like the cave men used to.
Why I Think Fashion Week Is Stupid
It's when all the worst people parade around in their worst clothes.
How Grindr Can Get You Everything You Need, Except Butt Sex
Getting stuff off Grindr is just like getting laid: it's not over until everyone is happy.
Oh No! This Guy Broke His Dick During Butt Sex
"It was getting blacker and yellower. My balls inflated to twice the size before my very eyes."