Carlton Férment

A Chilean Man Tried to Feed Himself to the Lions

05.24.16

By Carlton Férment
How Is the Tetris Movie Going to Work, Exactly?

05.18.16

By Carlton Férment
All Hail Scooter, the Oldest Cat in the World

05.11.16

By Carlton Férment
Ecstasy Users, Don’t Take These Pills

05.04.16

By Carlton Férment
Super Gonorrhoea Is Coming to Destroy Your Junk

04.18.16

By Carlton Férment
Loser Kids Are Being Enticed Into Vaping By Shop Adverts

04.14.16

By Carlton Férment
Horrible News: Dying of Heartbreak Is Fucking Real

04.07.16

By Carlton Férment
Sup Nerds, There’s a New ‘Game of Thrones’ Trailer For Us to Dissect

03.09.16

By Carlton Férment
The New Suicide Squad Trailer Makes It Look Like a Kids’ Movie

01.21.16

By Carlton Férment
These Are the New Emojis Coming to iOS 9.1

10.23.15

By Carlton Férment
Stoners Are Pissed Off About a Study Claiming That the Munchies Might Be Causing Diabetes

09.16.15

By Carlton Férment
We Spoke to the ‘Blood Rave’ Promoters About Their ‘Human Blood Shower’ Party

08.25.15

By Carlton Férment