Clive Martin
The World Would Be So Much Worse Without Ecstasy
So long and thanks for all the raves, Sasha Shulgin.
My Favourite Soundtrack: 'Adventureland'
An 80s reimagining of your adolescence in which Aviici becomes Falco, Odd Future become Rush and “White Noise” by Disclosure becomes “Let The Music Play” by Shannon.
Please Shut the Fuck Up About Game of Thrones
I'm sick of people going on and on about elves and dragons.
NekNominations Are What This Generation Has Instead of Punk or Rave
Who needs youth subcultures when you can puke yourself to oblivion on the internet?
The Sad World of Adults Pretending to Be Kids for Retweets
It's weird and creepy and it needs to stop.
The Showstopper
Shawn Valentino is the self-styled international playboy who believes there is a ladykilling superhero inside of all of us.