Clive Martin
The Video of a Chinese Politician Freaking Out Is the Most Beautiful Thing Ever
Who knew someone losing their shit in an airport could be so moving?
Danny Dyer's New Movie Is So Bad They Won't Let Anyone See It
It's only taken £747 at the box office, but don't let that degrade the rest of his legacy.
Reasons Why Page 3 Needs to Die
It doesn't make me furious, it's just creepy and weird, like watching porn with your uncle.
If Steampunk Is the Future, Please Kill Me Now
The Independent on Sunday says it's "coming into fashion". Haha!
Let Your Children Eat Shit or They'll Turn Into Arseholes
Hey, soft parents, your kid isn't a bohemian prince.
Things That Need to Die Before British Culture Can Move Forwards
We need to jettison this shit if we're ever going to be able to get on with our lives.
Shuffling: the War at the Heart of London's New Dance Scene
Why are so many people pissed off about other people dancing to house music?
Explaining Rave Culture to Americans
Now that you're all taking ecstasy and going nuts to "EDM", it's time we had a little talk.
Ten Shitty Alternatives to Drinking Yourself to Death
Courtesy of Drinkaware's "Alcohol-Free Nights" guide, the most depressing page on the internet.
Pale: "Doing My Time" Video
The elusive London duo have a lot more colour in their cheeks than the name suggests.