Conor Creighton, Photos: Kendall Waldman

  • The Tinman

    We wanted to speak to his ghost-whisperer ex-girlfriend, but she just died.

  • Selma and Louise

    “They all have guns round here but none of them can shoot straight.”

  • Can I Get a Witness?

    If God spends as much time in the American South as these people think he does, he must be pretty fat.

  • Don't Ask, Don't Tell

    A cliche-free road trip through the American South begins at the largest military school in the US.