Dave Schilling
What the Fuck Is Going on in 'Forrest Gump'?
This movie is like a box of chocolates – it really doesn't age well at all.
Getting Drunk at America's Finest Chain Restaurants
Chains are a gift from God that Yanks have started to take for granted.
There's a Museum in the Australian Outback Dedicated to Mad Max
Surely the world's only museum dedicated to a sequel.
Hey Internet, Stop Trying to Make the 'Pussy Lips Challenge' Happen
It's never going to become the ice bucket challenge.
When Did Nerds Become So Intolerant?
You're not a bad person if you didn't like 'Guardians of the Galaxy'.
Holy shit, the New Ninja Turtles Movie is Really Bad
What the fuck Is going on in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?
Reasons Why Comic-Con Is the Worst Place Ever
The San Diego Comic-Con has been going on since 1970, and it used to be my favourite time of the year.
One of Our Writers Went on an All-Alcohol Diet for a Week
An all-alcohol diet that satisfies all of your daily nutritional needs is possible, but it's not fun to do and will make you shit blood.
This Week in Racism - The Fourth of July Is America's Day Off from Racism
In honor of our nation's birthday, I'm focusing instead on racism in other countries—the racist Australian caught on tape using slurs against a Chinese woman, a KKK flag in Belfast, and of course, Rob Ford. USA! USA! USA!
I Don't Care How Many People Watch 'Orange Is the New Black'
The last thing I care about with a TV show is how popular it is. It just needs to be good.