Grant Pardee
Where Are All the Christmas-Themed Video Games?
Most holiday-themed titles are cheaply produced or downright weird, leaving us without a true video game equivalent of A Christmas Carol or "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
The Guy Behind the DadBoner Twitter Account Explains Internet Fame
Comedian Mike Burns is the creator of @DadBoner, the ongoing story of Karl Welzein, a divorced dad who loves Van Halen and muscle cars.
Stupid Fucking Cat Circus
Star cat, Tuna, rings a bell and looks cute, but is mainly just a total dick.
Russia's Newly Acquired Battle Dolphins Are Like Drones That Swim
Dolphins are currently known for being smart and having good sex. With a smart rebrand, drones could be thought of as just as cute and cuddly as the marine mammal.
A Florida Man Tried to Trade an Alligator for Beer
Unfortunately for him, he wasn't rewarded for his ingenuity.