Hamilton  Morris

Hamilton Morris

  • It happened: A guy I knew in high school slit his grandmother's throat

    As if it weren't creepy enough that my high school’s IT guy was videotaping girls peeing

  • California - salvaging the economy

    I have been so caught up in the nuanced and terrifying world of Spice Gold that I totally failed to notice that weed (actual plant-derived weed) might soon become legal in California.

  • A Nice, Thick, Uncut 12-inch Shroom

    There is a mythical shroom that is unlike any other shroom. For, you see, this mushroom looks like a penis—not just a little bit like a penis, as many mushrooms do, but exactly like a penis.

  • Hamilton’s Pharmacopeia

    I can buy a cornucopia of herbal smoking blends: Space, Space Gold, Spicy, Spike, Smoke. But there is one blend conspicuously missing: the website’s namesake, Spice Gold.