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Coming To Terms With The Shit Music I Listened To When I Was A Teenager
“Fate is an elegant, cold hearted whore” sings a nasally American, who must have gotten his lyrical inspiration from screenshots of hot girls MSN screen names in 2005.
Apparently You Need to Sign a "Love Contract" Before You Can Bang a Celebrity
Sources say Miley Cyrus forces men to interview with her assistant. So we decided to imagine what other contractual obligations you'll have to go through to fuck other famous people.
Popstars That Need To Be Erased From Public Consciousness
Y'know the ones, musicians that just won't go away like a bad smell...or herpes.
We Spoke to The-Dream About Having Panties Thrown At Him
Turns out The-Dream AKA Terius Nash is a smiling, softly spoken genius, and lives a life surrounded by candles and flowers.
Why is Robin Thicke Being Singled Out as a Pervert?
Where are the detractors when booty club strippers are having money thrown at them by Juicy J? Or when JAY Z is rapping about being a big pimp in a song that's literally called "Big Pimpin'"?
All Anyone Cares About is Whether 'Magna Carta Holy Grail' is Better Than 'Yeezus'
The internet's favourite contrarian takes a look, track by track.
Dickhead Contestants Are Ruining British Gameshows
They used to be awkward geeks, now they're over-confident berks.
Why Are UK Grime Fans Losing Their Shit Over Rawzilla's Freestyle About Bumming?
Chill out guys, it's just a guy talking about dicks, NBD.
Which Musician Should Be Pope?
Benedict's bowing out and it's totally to make way for a Pope Waka, or maybe a Pope Morrissey?
Beyoncé's New Tour Doesn't Make Her Much Of An Independent Woman
I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BEY, BUT "MRS CARTER" IS THE WORST NAME YOU COULD'VE GIVEN YOUR TOUR.