Johnny Ryan

  • The Beverly Douchebillies

    Do not look directly into the swamp rat's freshly-douched vagina.

  • Cure

    The cure for brain cancer lives inside Jungle Man's ass.

  • The Riot

    C'mon boys! Let's burn this city down!

  • I, Claudius

    Oh shit! Here comes my crazy nephew, the Emperor Caligula.

  • Zoo Keeper

    The zoo animals teach their keeper how to get his girl back.

  • My Favourite Bullies

    Bluto was always an asshole.