People's Grim Stories of the Worst Times They Ever Took Drugs
"Right around the time the acid kicked in, a gun fight broke out."
Science Says Being Short Makes You Depressed
It can make you depressed, too: Short dudes are more likely to have poor self-esteem and commit suicide.
Podcasts Aren't Dead, They're Just Getting Started
A-list celebrities and President Obama have made appearances on podcasts – and yet, most people still don't know what a podcast is.
Inside the Garage of the Internet's Most Hated Self-Help Guru
Tai Lopez became the most hated guy on YouTube after a video ad ("here in my garage") for his self-help service went viral. I pushed past the Lamborghinis and the "67 Steps Program to the Good Life" to see who Tai Lopez really is.
The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened at the Dentist
If your mouth hurts like a motherfucker after a root canal, at least you didn't wake up with permanent brain damage or all your teeth missing.
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
I Tried a Four-Week Workout Regimen to Strengthen My Dick
Some doctors recommend that men do the male equivalent of Kegel exercises, but would lifting a 70-gram weight with my penis really improve my quality of life?
The Old-Fashioned, Fart-Filled Comedy of the Razzies
I went to the Razzies to get away from the tired schtick of the Oscars, but found instead an even more tired schtick.
The Dangers of Masturbation
In extreme cases, self-pleasuring can actually fracture your dick and rupture your arteries. Be careful out there.
I Spent a Day Catcalling Other Men in Los Angeles
I spent a day in Los Angeles giving every guy who walked past some unwanted verbal attention. I expected anger. What I got was weirdness.
I Got Cocaine Blown up My Ass So You Don't Have To
The walls of your rectum are super-absorbant, but there are other practical concerns.
I Got Paid $150 to Get Tickled on Camera for a Subscription Fetish Site
For $150 and the cost of parking, I agreed to be tickled on camera in a hotel room in Burbank, California, for a subscription fetish site.