Kara Crabb
Keep Your Reputation Tight with Reconstructive Hymen Surgery (or, if You're Poor, Chinese Hymens)
Whores, do I have some good news for you.
DIY Halloween Costumes: Torso in a Suitcase
Playboy bunny? Catwoman? Get out of here! Nothing makes a man want to eat you out more than looking totally fucking insane.
DIY Halloween Costumes: Michelle Obama
Kara Crabb whips your ordinary Halloween costume wearing self into shape with a homemade Michelle Obama get-up.
The Glory Hole Got a Twenty-First Century Makeover
My dad shouldn't have had to jerk off into a cup like a Neanderthal.
Anthony Jeselnik Is Killing Me
Anthony Jeselnik is my ultimate dream crush. In fact, I'm going to have to type this entire article with just one hand.