Kara Crabb
I Don’t Know Who My Father Is, but I Have Dry Earwax
Through the magic of earwax, I finally have a clue as to who my real dad is.
Which of These Dick Lubes Goes Best with My Lunch?
If there’s anything I hate more than dry genitals, it’s dry genitals that taste like dry genitals.
Totally Abortion!
It is a goal of mine to make abortion cool amongst teenagers. Like not just “OK”, but actually “cool”.
Men Love a Good Pee Gargler
Ever since I gargled my own urine I have been up to my neck in dick and balls.
What I Learned in Catholic School
In grade school the kids in my religion class asked questions like, "How is Jesus God if God is God?" and "How is God Jesus's dad if Joseph is Jesus's dad?"
Coon-Suit Riot
Despite what the fashion industry says, manufacturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated.