Lisa Carver
What Kids Say - Answering eHarmony's Questions
The thing I can’t live without is: "My hamster and my Bible."
What Kids Say About Jokes
"Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a baby. Accidentally turned around and saw a naked lady."
What Kids Say About Mental Illness
"I was obsessing on ghosts and black holes, I was seeing delusions. They were following me. No one believed me."
What Kids Say - When War Is Good
"The concept of war used to irk me, but now I think of it as population control."
What Kids Say Was the Happiest Moment of Their Lives
"When I realise Hitler or anyone else I hate is dead, those are all my happiest moments."
What Kids Say Should Happen to Murderers
Adults have been running things for forever – why not give kids a shot?
Honk Honk Honk
My first car was a 1996 Geo Metro LSi. Then came the 2000 Ford Focus SE. I picked them because Consumer Reports told me to...
Rockglockcock's Gun is a Screwdriver
When you see the above image, there's the overwhelming initial WTF. In the aftermath, the quiet after the bomb, there is time to ponder. Is this a joke? Are those guns real? Is that a toddler bed???