Megan Koester
I Went to Spring Break as a Grown Ass Woman
Spring break in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, is a month-long celebration of beer-soaked debauchery, which brings in thousands of day-drunk college students—and me.
It Sucks to Be Sober in New Orleans
New Orleans is a land of temptation and sin, and it can be fucking hell if you're a recovering alcoholic.
My Name Is Megan, and I'm an Alcoholic
When you've got a true problem with alcohol, your only two options are quitting or dying.
The Vile Majesty of Hollywood Boulevard on New Year’s Eve
If you're looking for old Hollywood glamour, my advice would be to stay the hell out of Hollywood, especially on New Year's Eve. It is, to thousands, a perfectly perverse place to drunkenly celebrate the passing of another year.
Why It Sucks to Be a Woman in Comedy
Men never think about this stuff—at least until you bring it to their attention.
What I Learned at a 'Fifty Shades of Grey'–Inspired Sex Expo
You can find examples of true love anywhere, even at a workshop dedicated to teaching older couples paint-by-numbers BDSM.
My Brief Foray into Lesbian Speed Dating
I'd never been on a date with a woman before, I hate people and I hate talking to people – what could possibly go wrong?
I'm Finally Coming to Terms With the Horror of My Divorce
I married someone to fill a void in my life, and he just made that void larger until I was finally strong enough to leave.
I Was a Feminist Victim of Domestic Violence
I always fancied myself a strong, independent woman, but after I wound up in an unhealthy, violent relationship that lasted years, I realised abuse can happen to anyone.
My Short-Lived Career as a Teenaged Female Wrestler
I wrestled boys. I wrestled girls. I wrestled anything and everything remotely within my weight class. I failed every time.