Och lyckades göra ett par simpla marknadsjeans till höjdpunkten på modeveckan.
"Det finns aldrig tillräckligt med vatten, oavsett hur många gånger du går och hämtar. Och kom ihåg, ingen vill någonsin vara en skitstövel."
Inget utrymme? Det är lugnt! Spika fast en stol på väggen bara!
If found... please return to the pub!
I've always wondered what luxury lies behind the doors of London's private members' clubs, so I decided, by hook or crook, I'd find a way in.
British supermarket Tesco has just given its staff the right to eject customers wearing pyjamas, so I thought I'd put some other places to the test.
If people aren't drinking in pubs any more, where exactly are they drinking?
I can't download the app, but that didn't stop me having a Poke adventure of my own.
In a time of great austerity, how can I exploit the free food to keep me alive?
A subreddit where people upload photos of themselves and ask Redditors to "roast" them went viral yesterday, so I thought I'd give it a go.