"I don't think everybody should have a big fit about it," said the anonymous Canadian hacktivist of the stunt.
Fire up CrossCountry Canada and start delivering potash from Saskatoon to Winnipeg in the most subdued and frustrating manner possible!
While speculation grows about who hacked Sony Pictures and published tens of gigabytes of their confidential information, a hacker from the team responsible has claimed they're North Korean and told us to go fuck ourselves.
The multi-tentacled crime drama that surrounded Rob Ford's mayoral tenure is kind of like the Serial podcast for Toronto politics nerds, and the mess continues to be heavily investigated online by armchair sleuths.
"When I grabbed him, the only way I can describe it is I felt like a five-year-old holding on to Hulk Hogan."
A group calling itself Aerith has launched DDoS attacks against the Ottawa and Toronto cops because they say the police arrested the wrong kid in a "swatting" case.
The Canadian government has a new ad campaign targeted at boomers with the stern message: if your teenager smokes weed, their brain will melt.
Despite all three Pirate Bay founders being in custody, the torrent tracker had over 48 million connected users yesterday and shared nearly 7 million torrents.
The guy who tried to sell the Rob Ford crack tape says it does.
He's not a huge fan of the Canadian government's policies.
Charlo Greene has gone viral and is on a quest to free the weed.
Rodger's internet footprint is littered with sickening quotes.